5.05.2009

Sorry Brett, Baby Jesus is taken.


All this buzz about Favre and I don't know what to think.

I'm not much for football. I usually fall asleep before the clock stops once. But there's something about Brett Favre coming here that makes me wonder if I might become a Vikings fan this year. Is that ok? Can I just decide that? I think it's ok..but I feel kind of weird about it. Mainly because what happens if I get really into it and tell everyone how big of a fan I am and then they find out I had 0% interest and 0% knowledge pre-2009 season. I would either be considered a liar or a Brett Favre bandwagoner, neither of which are too respectable.

I also worry about what it will do to Baby Jesus. Minnesota has a limited capacity for the amount of stars we can have at one time. When someone new comes, someone else has to be phased out. It's purely a Minnesotan issue.

Guy #1 usually has two choices once guy #2 comes along. You either become washed up or you move to Boston.

I don't want to see Mauer go to the Red Sox. and I don't want to be a lying, bandwagon Vikings fan. So maybe Favre should stay in Kiln, MS. I've been there once. Nice place.

Then again, it'd be nice to have yet another one up on Wi-scawwn-sen. Upper accent.

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