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I could do without:

Emoticons. You should already know this. So this is more of a reminder. I will make exceptions for smiley faces, but it better be good. Sad faces are purely attention cravers trying to be cute and/or looking for a response that they know they can't get sans-sad face. and there is no excuse for a wink face. Not even the one my sister just posted on my wall. Please second guess that semicolon parenthesis..for me.

Comic Sans. Looking at this font makes me cringe the same way I cringe when I smell tuna or hear knuckles cracking or see clogs with socks and shorts.

Excessive Sick Noises. Sniffling. Clearing your throat. Forced coughs. When you do these over and over and over yet do nothing about it, that's when I get a little irked. Hey, girl next to me. Time for another allergy shot.

Buying Things You're Embarrassed to Buy. This may surprise you, but I'm easily embarrassed. I always take extra precaution when picking which line to go into at Target, etc. (the oldest woman cashier is the obvious choice. Also usually the slowest choice, but I'm willing to spend an extra 4 minutes to feel comfortable buying something slightly embarrassing.)

A solution to this: secret shoppers. Wait, I know what you're thinking. They already exist. NO. I'm talking secret secret. Like you walk around with a big, opaque basket with a lid and then go to the checkout line that is fashioned after a catholic church confessional..thing. It resolves all embarrassment oppoortunities before they arise, but saves the shipping cost from online shopping. Done and done.

Kevin McHale. Obviously.