Today I found a secret 'Severe Weather Shelter' staircase on my way to the less trafficky bathroom.
I did a little calf workout for about 3 minutes on the stairs before I realized how dumb I felt.
The secret staircase..along with most of this place..reminds me of the hatch on Lost. I only watched the first 3 seasons of that show because it got a little too unrealistic for me. It lost me. (badumching. I wonder how many times that joke's been used.)
Anyway, the Dharma (is that right?) people thought they were being so innovative, cutting edge..and 20-30 whatever years later it just seems ridiculous. It had potential to be a cool place for Sawyer to take his ladies back to, but since it was disgustingly 70's, it just wasn't working.
Same thing goes for these buildings. Renovation needed. Call Nate Berkus. Call Ty Pennington. Call someone who can make this happen. I miss working in a place with marble floors and granite countertops and breakrooms with refridgerators so I don't have to eat warm yogurt.
This place also reminds me of the pop-up camper we used to have that we sold to a man in exchange for lace curtains in the living room. Good trade, Mom!
Kind of.
I turned on the hidden flourescent lights above my desk today and I think it made me think more positively. TRY IT and get back to me if I'm right about this.
This is completely unrelated but I was just thinking about when Sewnyah, Kenny and I would 'kidnap' boys in college and drive them to the Hilton Garden Inn parking lot and ask them as many questions as we wanted. Sorry AJ. Matt. RA Justin. etc. but thanks for info on why the brother floor hates us/doesn't hate us/secretly loves us/etc.
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