Finally Friday..just got back from the bar..the omelet bar. The number one greatest thing about Fridays.
FACT: He is risen. Mauer returns today. Better late than pregnant. But just to be safe I'll save the 'indeed' for post-game.
FACT: I am embarrassed by most events that took place in January and February 2005. Including, but not limited to..roommate roulette, the hazelnut experience, the entire broomball season, copying my way through Modern Alchemy for Non-scientists, and letting a certain Nelson-ite give me a backrub at a certain sleepover gone bad.
FACT: September Grass by James Taylor is simply put..perfect.
FACT: When you work full time, every Friday feels like the last day of school. Only better because it comes every week. Disclaimer: this is not true if you are approved for overtime, are salaried and have poor time management, or think about your job when you leave. It is, thankfully, true for me.
Exception: The Bulls are approved for overtime, but I think they are probably ok with it this weekend.
FACT: I just found out the sick feeling I get when I leave The Sal is actually H1N1, not buyer's remorse.
FACT: If you're calling someone back 15 months after they apply for a job, you shouldn't say 'your recent application.'
FACT: I wish I could buy stock in Bethel wedding attendance because it has increased by 14.28% just today. Cash out.
FACT: Never ask someone you work with if they're planning on having children unless you know what to say after they tell you they're infertile.
FACT: I will make my future children do things like this:
FACT: He is risen. Mauer returns today. Better late than pregnant. But just to be safe I'll save the 'indeed' for post-game.
FACT: I am embarrassed by most events that took place in January and February 2005. Including, but not limited to..roommate roulette, the hazelnut experience, the entire broomball season, copying my way through Modern Alchemy for Non-scientists, and letting a certain Nelson-ite give me a backrub at a certain sleepover gone bad.
FACT: September Grass by James Taylor is simply put..perfect.
FACT: When you work full time, every Friday feels like the last day of school. Only better because it comes every week. Disclaimer: this is not true if you are approved for overtime, are salaried and have poor time management, or think about your job when you leave. It is, thankfully, true for me.
Exception: The Bulls are approved for overtime, but I think they are probably ok with it this weekend.
FACT: I just found out the sick feeling I get when I leave The Sal is actually H1N1, not buyer's remorse.
FACT: If you're calling someone back 15 months after they apply for a job, you shouldn't say 'your recent application.'
FACT: I wish I could buy stock in Bethel wedding attendance because it has increased by 14.28% just today. Cash out.
FACT: Never ask someone you work with if they're planning on having children unless you know what to say after they tell you they're infertile.
FACT: I will make my future children do things like this:
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