Who doesn't love getting Naked in the dumpster?
Ooooh, how many times did we use that joke junior year? We had an acquired taste for expired Naked juice back in our youth. I bought a Naked Blue Machine today for $3.19 that expires in 7 weeks and I was reminded of the days when I lived on the edge drinking the free expired versions. Me and my LTF bag, trying to get as many Berry Blasts as I could find before The Hills came on. Eh, Grahambo?
I needed the B vitamin boost due to the weather today so Blue Machine was my obvious choice. You might laugh now, but B vitamins are the best thing you can have if you are having a bad day. The Odwalla B Monster is a little better option, for sugar reasons, but the Blue Machine or a handful of blueberries will do the trick too. IT WORKS. Vitamin B is linked to treating depression, reducing water retention, and high blood pressure as well as 'unlocking the energy' in food that you eat.
Guess where else you can get B vitamins? Beer. and also: energy drinks. 5 Hour Energy contains 8,333% of your daily recommended value and since you can't overdo it on B vitamins, why wouldn't you? Well, because the other stuff is maybe not so great for your heart I guess. I drank an Extra Strength 5 Hour Energy before my half marathon last weekend and my heart was palpitatting to the beat of Bounce That by Girl Talk to the point that I thought my right ventricle might just bounce that left ventricle out of the way before mile 3.
Which is why I stick with the B Monsters, Blue Machines and blueberries in my oatmeal.
It's working. I have been 100% happier since I started this post and I am accreditting it to the fact I just topped off my Naked.
**This is dedicated to Abby because I know she's the only one who will really follow my advice. and a sidenote, you are probably getting enough B vitamins already. but happiness can be found in the overflow. B+D=your happiness.
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