Some more Golden material

Riddle me this: How did I manage to sleep in til 11, watch 4 episodes of Golden Girls, run 11.4 miles, shred with Jillian, watch the Twins game, walk to the Snyder's, buy a magazine, read the magazine, go tanning, do laundry and now blog and it's barely 9pm?

Wait. Stop guessing. I'll just tell you. It's because I don't have any responsibilities, priorities, and I'm just plain selfish. (but only on Sundays)

Normally I'd make it rain with laziness, but I was feeling selfishly productive..because I produce best when I am the one who benefits. So all in all..good day.

I'm a strong believer in combining/morphing good things to make great things. That's probably why I spent so much time morphing pictures back in 2007 and why I like Girl Talk so much. I decided to apply this to a few dearly loved tv shows and am hoping for a hit or 2 to come out of this.

Amazing Race meets Golden Girls. Amazing Race for retirees with a sassy, competitive spirit. Natuarally, it'd be tag team hosted by Betty White and Leslie Nielson and challenges would involve shuffle board, Skip-bo, and Rummikub and the contestants would mainy just go back and forth between Arizona and Florida.

Millionaire Matchmaker meets Golden Girls. Patty sets up widows and widowers in nursing homes. Why is this a good idea? Because she has a 99% success rate and all successful matches could move in together, creating more space for the aging baby boomers and happier residents.

Survivor meets Golden Girls. Instead of a remote island, contestants would be 'stranded' downtown in a condo surrounded by laptops, tivo, and other electronic things. Challenges would be tough..like sending an email, updating a facebook status, and typing in Microsoft Word.

Those 2 hours of Golden Girls this afternoon clearly did me in. Maybe I'll have more original ideas some other time. So keep checking back..and thank you for being a friend..

and FINALLY but MOST IMPORTANTLY, your chance with a McCloud girl will officially decrease by 25% in about 3 weeks. I suggest you cash out now before I settle for something less than you (or your brother, cousin, or neighbor)..call me. The last McCloud bachelorette standing. I'll be accepting texts, phone calls, facebook messages, blog comments, and paper applications starting now. Qualifications include: single.