5.22.2009

FACTS #5

FACT: This is part 2 of a 5 post day. Why? I'll tell you. Kelsey's making me. Everyone and their mother takes off the Friday before Memorial Day so no one is here. It's a busy weekend for me- which means 5 posts on Friday is going to have to last you til Tuesday. Just don't read it all at once and you'll be fine.

FACT: The Peanut Butter Cookie Luna bar smells like puffy paint when you open it (which also smells like Sonia's van, Vanna White) but you'd be surprised by the taste. Worth $1. Where else can I get 10g of protien, 3g of fiber, and a good amount of folic acid and calcium all in a peanut butter cookie sort of taste? Here's what I question: why is it only for women? It needs to be sold by the tampons if they're going to specify gender. Otherwise, some poor guy is going to miss the tiny swirly 'for women' thing on the package and be utterly embarrassed.

FACT: I'm calling a clean SWEEP of the Brew Crew coming off yesterday's kick in the ace beating of the Sox. And if I'm wrong, I'm deleting this.

FACT: on Thursday 5/21/09 my roommate Kelsey was quoted as saying "I just wish summer was over.." Keep in mind, this is pre-Memorial Day weekend. Really, Kels? Really?

FACT: Today's casual Friday includes suit coats with jeans all across the board. Nothing like bringing back the Zack Morris Street Chic look..suit jacket sleeves pushed up to the elbows, white nikes hightops..don't act like you don't think it looks semi-cool, Preppy. Or I'll have Slater throw you in a headlock. No, I'll have Kristy, the girl wrestler throw you in a headlock. Right before the big dance contest at The Max.

FACT: Speaking of dances, please send suggestions for good wedding reception crowd pleasing dances to me asap. Wedding=Sunday, so please act now. and a big no thanks to anyone who even thinks about suggesting the YMCA, We are Family, the Chicken Dance, or Celebration. This wedding is a little classier than that..

FACT: Did anyone else watch Bobby's World as if it were their only purpose for living? Because I definitely did. Here's my question. What were the twin's names? the baby brother twins? We've got Kelly, Derek, Bobby and..the baby brother twins. First place gets a stolen 100 Grand and 2nd place gets a noogie from Uncle Ted. Ready..go.

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