I think I'm going to be real sick real fast.
I just ate a yogurt that I brought yesterday, but forgot about. So it's been unrefridgerated for roughly 27 hours. I ate it without thinking since it was sitting on my desk and I was clearly due for a snack seeing as I've been here for nearly 45 minutes.
If anything happens to me, I want Kelsey to have that can of Mountain Dew that I hid from myself somewhere in my room and I want Sonia to have my facebook/gmail password so she can update my status and blogs from beyond the grave. The rest of my stuff can be auctioned off with the proceeds benefitting reality tv shows on VH1 and Bravo. I wouldn't want their ratings to suffer just because I'm not there to watch those marathons they run on weekends and holidays.
While I wait for the sickness to kick in, I'm anxiously awaiting a call that could potentially change the course of my life..or at least how I spend my paycheck this week. Ken from M&M Auto calling about my brakes. Apparently, I am now grown up enough to pay for my own car repairs. I beg to differ. I think the SLP Super Target will suffer the greatest loss if this turns ugly.
Yesterday was where Amazing happened.
Twins win. Magic win. My dad fixed my purse with a hole punch and a keyring, and I finally talked to my long lost Milwaukeean friend.
Can I eleborate on the Magic win and just say I really am a big fan of Dwight Howard? I think he's great. Lebron is fun to watch and is clearly..well, the best. BUT, sometimes it's just not fun to like the guy that everyone else likes. Sometimes you have to like the JC Chasez's instead of the Justin Timberlakes. I would like to see the Magic finish this thing asap. I haven't liked the Magic since the days of Penny and Shaq and I think it's about time the finals get a little black and blue again..minus the sweep. Here's to the finals: Nuggets vs. Magic. I will be the only person watching if this is the case, but that's where Amazing happens.
**Special shoutout to the Flying V on 694W last night that went a perfect 55mph across all 3 lanes and made it take 6 years to get from SLP to MG. Cool.
I just ate a yogurt that I brought yesterday, but forgot about. So it's been unrefridgerated for roughly 27 hours. I ate it without thinking since it was sitting on my desk and I was clearly due for a snack seeing as I've been here for nearly 45 minutes.
If anything happens to me, I want Kelsey to have that can of Mountain Dew that I hid from myself somewhere in my room and I want Sonia to have my facebook/gmail password so she can update my status and blogs from beyond the grave. The rest of my stuff can be auctioned off with the proceeds benefitting reality tv shows on VH1 and Bravo. I wouldn't want their ratings to suffer just because I'm not there to watch those marathons they run on weekends and holidays.
While I wait for the sickness to kick in, I'm anxiously awaiting a call that could potentially change the course of my life..or at least how I spend my paycheck this week. Ken from M&M Auto calling about my brakes. Apparently, I am now grown up enough to pay for my own car repairs. I beg to differ. I think the SLP Super Target will suffer the greatest loss if this turns ugly.
Yesterday was where Amazing happened.
Twins win. Magic win. My dad fixed my purse with a hole punch and a keyring, and I finally talked to my long lost Milwaukeean friend.
Can I eleborate on the Magic win and just say I really am a big fan of Dwight Howard? I think he's great. Lebron is fun to watch and is clearly..well, the best. BUT, sometimes it's just not fun to like the guy that everyone else likes. Sometimes you have to like the JC Chasez's instead of the Justin Timberlakes. I would like to see the Magic finish this thing asap. I haven't liked the Magic since the days of Penny and Shaq and I think it's about time the finals get a little black and blue again..minus the sweep. Here's to the finals: Nuggets vs. Magic. I will be the only person watching if this is the case, but that's where Amazing happens.**Special shoutout to the Flying V on 694W last night that went a perfect 55mph across all 3 lanes and made it take 6 years to get from SLP to MG. Cool.
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