VH1 has done it yet again..

Not everyone is as up on pop culture as me. Which is why I share my knowledge with you. So you can pretend to be.

So I shared with you about More to Love. and now it is my honor, duty and privilege to introduce you to another tv show to love. You will love it more than More to Love.

My Antonio.

Now, I realize that you are probably borderline snobbish and once a band gets popular you think they've sold out and you move on to the next unknown band right before they hit it big. And your favorite channels are the Food Network and the History Channel and the Discovery Channel or heck, TLC because you 'love to learn.'

Well, my friends. You are better than me.

My Antonio is the best VH1 dating show ever. Better than Rock of Love. Better than Rock of Love 2. Better than Rock of Love Bus. Better than Scott Baio 45 and Pregnant. Better than I Love New York. Better than ALL OF THEM.

Want to know why?

Because within the first 5 minutes, Antonio Sabato, Jr. boats on up to his ladiez, takes his clothes off, gives a big stretch, dives in and swims to the girls.

It was so natural.

He eliminates Natalia a couple minutes later because of her hands and feet. This was her response:

“My hands and my feet are tiny,” she says. “You can go look back at my high school books. I’ve gotten best hands and best feet.”

WHAT?

Ok, so we know it's a good show. So I'll keep watching.

Antonio then leads the girls to a pile of cow skulls where he has a present for them: running shoes. He wants to see how athletic they are. So they have to mountain goat it up a sand mountain in their dresses and running shoes. One of the girls wishes she 'wore better underwear.'

The muscley girl won.

Then they go relax and I can tell already I'm REALLY GONNA LOVE ANJU. She's full of good lines.

There's a girl named Sara who cries a lot and there's a Playboy girl who doesn't like to be judged and then Antonio's mom eliminates a girl because she looks like all the girls he's dated in his previous 36 years of dating.

After some manis/pedis, Antonio has to eliminate a girl. He narrows it down to Anju and some other girl who was barely in the episode. He picks the unknownish girl because Anju says she can't be with just one person. Antonio says he's here to find love. Anju has to get on the 'Ciao Bella' boat and doesn't care because she doesn't like to climb mountains anyway.

This is GOOD TV. But I can hardly keep up..

So here's a recap of the ladiez: We started with 13. Bad hands and feet girl leaves us with 12. Mom kicks off the fake girl and we're down to 11. Antonio puts Anju on the Ciao Bella boat because they are not compatible and here we are at 10.

BUT WAIT....enter: Antonio's ex-wife. Here to win him back.

Wow. Who loves Sunday nights now!?

Me.