GET READY.

It's the most wonderful time of the year. The time of year where my self esteem shoots through the roof and I discover that I do indeed have a soft heart like my mom always suspected.

Who would have guessed that watching an 18 year old boy lose 10 lbs would move a person to tears?

You know it's going to be a good season when the PREVIEW makes you cry.

Ok, the first girl, I'm not going to even talk about her. She's the girl America voted on last season. I have little to no sympathy for 'no guys ask for my phone number' complaints. Maybe I just saw too many tears shed about this before. Which leads me to believe sister is on the WRONG SHOW.

ABBY. abby, abby, abby. Talk about a tear jerker SLASH crowd fave. Everyone's rooting for this girl and the show hasn't even started yet. Rooting for her via the Biggest Loser message boards, which of course, I have no time to look at. I haven't even had time to blog the past few days!

and FINALLY. my main man, Daniel. I love this kid. Love him love him love him. He worked his butt off last season but since he had a crappy roommate who thought being healthy was getting 4 hotdogs instead of 5, Danny boy suffered. Luckily, he has a second chance and I can already tell you, he'll be the one I'm cheering for AND/OR crying for.

Needless to say I'm praying these next 31 days FLY BY. I cannot handle many more Biggest Loserless Tuesdays.

Reasons why I love the show include, but are not limited to:

1. Kelsey crying before the 'Last Week's Recap' is even over and providing us with a constant show of covering her face and sniffling away tears for one solid hour.

2. Lindsay becoming Facebook friends with all the contestants.

3. Watching the first episode of the contestants and having Sonia say 'WOAH, you could slide a dollar bill in that thing!' about their belly buttons.

4. It reminds me to drink more Brita water, chew more Extra sugar free gum, and buy more Jennie-o, Jello, and Cheerios. All subliminally, of course.