August 25, 2009

I will just go ahead and say that I will count today as a LOSS.

Sparing you all the teary eyed, hiccuppy sniffling details, I will tell you that I just ended my day with two episodes of Shaq Vs. and paying $60 to a company called "perfumesnsuch."

Shady.

The redeeming part of my day came at roughly 8:45 when I made the best smoothie I ever made. Since I don't keep track of what or how much I put in, it will probably never happen again. But here's a rough estimate just in case you have a bad day and need to redeem it with a smoothie.

• 7 strawberries. it might have been 5. It might have been 10, which is why I'm going with 7.
• 1 cup of orange juice. (really I just used the rest of the carton so I'm not sure how much it was)
• 2 bananas but throw away the ends because I heard once that spiders lay their eggs in the tips of bananas.
• 3/4 cup of plain yogurt.

blend for as long as it takes you to put everything back in the fridge and the big spoon you used for the yogurt into the dishwasher.

enjoiii.