13 going on 30

I would like to wish a very happy bday to my sister Kelly who's pushing 30 and my sister Megan who is also pushing 30 from me, your sister who is no where near 30.

30 flirty and fabulous.

Here's the part where I admit to you that I took a nap yesterday while watching...(drumroll please) The Babysitter's Club Movie. You may remember it from 1993ish. You may remember having a crush on Luka. and you may remember the part when he finds out Stacy is only 13 and yells 'THUR-TEEN!? THUR-TEEN?! THUR-TEEN!?' in the cab in his cute european accent.

That's how I woke up from my nap.

I would much prefer waking up to Luka yelling 13 rather than the t-mobile jingle. But until I get a new phone, I'm not sure that's possible. Which will probably be in 2014. When I'm free of my contract.

Things I learned this weekend:

• I don't know how to make puppy chow
• I don't know how to cut watermelon
• You can buy phones from places other than tmobile (what!?)
• and finally..I can catch

Allow me to explain a bit.

First. We partied like it was 1999 on Saturday. Meaning: we watched She's All That, American Pie, and stuffed our faces with Doritos and Puppy Chow. But guess who was in charge of the puppy chow and has never made it before? me. Guess who thought it was going to be so easy and it wasn't? me. Guess who had to salvage it? Becky. But guess who finished it off today for breakfast? me.

Second. I apparently not only am an inadequate puppy chow chef, but also watermelon cutter.

Third. I always thought you had to buy phones from your provider. I had no idea you can buy phones on ebay. and ___ and ____ and a million other places apparently. Am I dumb? Don't answer that.

FINALLY. Dana was nice enough to give his Twins tix to me on Friday which were AWESOME seats. My sister said 'Look there's the hoopman from the Timberwolves games!' I stood up and said 'where? where?' since I am a big fan of the hoopman and BAM. he pointed his tshirt gun at me and the dang thing sailed right into my hot little hands. It was a direct hit much to the dismay of the man to the left of Kelsey who, yes, got to first base trying to catch the shirt and also much to the dismay of the handicapped man in front of us who stared at the shirt sitting in my lap for the next 6 innings.

So not only am a one tshirt richer, but i also have a newfound confidence in my athleticism. I've doubted my ability to catch ever since junior year when steven used to throw bouncy balls at me in the RA meetings because he thought it was funny that my reaction was to duck and not catch.

Who's laughing now? mainly me..because I tend to laugh at my own jokes and I'm still laughing about Kelsey letting that man get to 1st base over a tshirt.