A Makeover Story

I just got lunch and decided to be a little risky and get 'the special.' The Conquistador Baquette. Mainly because I'm having one of those 'I can't make a decision' days that I seem to have about 6 days a week. So I thought, screw the special order salads, I'm getting a sandwich with condiments and 3 kinds of meat. And let me tell you, I cannot eat this fast enough. It is SO GOOD.

Trying something new makes me think that maybe I've been stuck in my ways too long. Maybe it's time......Sister Christer gets a makeover.

The old me would watch a Split Ends marathon on the Style network and call it a productive Sunday.

The new me accepts my actual split ends as merely a construction zone that leads me to the road of long hair and happiness.

The old me would travel 24 hours in a car to see KG.

The new me deems it unnecessary to veer from 94 for a man, The (wo)Man, or...well, home.

The old me would spend 45 minutes getting ready to sit in a cube all day.

The new me will still do that.

The old me would me would check perez hilton about 3 times a day.

The new me takes hair vitamins 3 times a day.

The old me would not open your texts or facebook messages.

The new me opens but forgets to reply.

The old me would be excited about getting Bon Jovi tickets before they sold out.

The new me gets excited about getting a vegetable pizza lean cuisine for 50% off before they sell out.

As you can see, big changes are happening. Stay tuned.