Today I learned that the speed limit is automatically lowered 20 mph if it's raining. Did you know that? Which means you need to leave approx. 20 minutes earlier for every mile you have to go on 394. So, let's do a little math lesson.
55mph on 394. Now down to 35 because it's raining. 5 miles on 394 x 20 minutes more per mile = I should have left at roughly 3:40am. Which also = the approximate time I fell asleep due to Twins induced anxiety.
(I'm not sure how accurate my math is since I spend a lot of time exaggerating, overthinking and complaining these days. Ask anyone who's talked to me for 5 minutes. Call it a mid-summer slump.)
But for real. (cue complaining) It took me almost 3x as long and I have my bladder, lower back pain, and shorter than normal temper to back me up.
All I want to do on a rainy day like today is watch the Lindsay Lohan movie I taped from ABC Family. I wanted to watch it real bad last night, but Lindsay made me watch Dating in the Dark, which for the record, I think is ridiculous, but couldn't stop watching. Which makes me think it would be better suited for the likes of VH1 so I would know ahead of time to avoid it at all costs.
Yes, lay on the couch, finish off Kelsey's box of crackers and watch LiLo in a subpar straight to cable movie. Could you think of any better way to spend a day?
Oh and finally, I'd like to point out that Cuddyer was safe.
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