7.15.2009

Jessica Simpson related anxiety

Poor Jess.

Luckily Nick is single again too. and luckily I'd promise to commit to watching Newlyweds 2.0 if they did it. Which let's be honest, would be a great career/financial move for both of them.

In other news Jon Gosselin is not coming out with his own clothing line and may or may not be engaged.

Who cares?

Besides Aiden. Hannah. Leah. Colin. Joel. Alexis. Maddy. and Cara.

I'm more concerned about my student loans getting taken out today. and a questionable meeting that just showed up on my calendar. and my poor posture. and Jessica Simpson related stress. Will she ever make a comeback? Will she ever get super skinny again? Will she text John Mayer back? Will I ever buy her hair extentions, swimsuits, bags, or shoes? (answer: no).

You get the point. Big deal sort of things.

Maybe Jon and 8 + Jess =Yes.

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