So am I in waking up on time this week.
Whatever, I just need a decent bullpen. or alarm clock. or consistent bedtime.
I just sold the rights to my Netflix account info. to my roommate Kelsey so she can watch Weeds and Friday Night Lights in exchange for pineapple and Luna bars. Good deal. David Kahn should take some tips from me.
Dear Kels, for the small small price of making Dave bring me flowers, I'll throw in the option of using my HDMI cord.
Tomorrow about 97% of the people around me will be on vacation. I, however, will be here. as usual. Same as Good Friday. Same as the Friday before Memorial Day. Same as every Friday. Except it's Thursday.
Just overheard: Girl talking real loud and being real annoying: I'm kind of a mutt. A little German, a little Scandanavien, a little French...
Guy across from me under his breath: someone's been gettin around.
Not that funny. but kind of. if only you knew these people.
Here's something crazy. I've tried to stay away from celeb gossip (aside from j+k=h8, but they're hardly 'celebs') for a long time now. Mainly because I lost interest in the Jonas Brothers, got sick of Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend breaking up, and couldn't stand to read anymore about Twilight. I stopped checking Perez consistently at some point in late 2008, and haven't watched E! News in at least 5 months.
WHO'S PROUD OF ME?
I also went on a magazine hiatus until our little Chicago trip which I estimate made me save at least $30 over the past 6 months. I thank the bad economy and student loans kicking in as my inspiration for kicking this bad habit.
So anyway, I'm a bit behind on the Hollywood happenings these days minus the major crap about dying and stuff. Luckily I had 1.5 hours to catch up on the last 3-4 months of celebrity gossip at the salon last night. And let me tell you what I learned.
1. 46% of people think Taylor Swift is hotter when she has a boyfriend. (huh?)
2. Heidi Klum is pregnant again?! with a girl.
3. Fashion tip: petite girls should wear mini dresses,. curvy girls should wear maxi dresses. (Sonia, I'm not sure what this means for you.)
4. TLC made Jon give Kate flowers on their anniversay. Even paid for them.
5. You should tuck the ends of your hair into your shirt or in a hat when you're in the sun. (seriously?)
6. Robert Pattinson is the new Johnny Depp.
7. Bradley Cooper is the new Vince Vaughn (really?) and is supposedly still into J. Aniston who is supposedly so over J. May who is supposedly very happy being single.
8. After reading the 100 greatest tv episodes of all time in TV Guide, I was shocked that the Full House when Jesse gave Michelle the pink bunny and Michelle gave u.j. her pig did not make the cut.
9. Also, the Johnny Dakota episode of SBTB with the special P.A. at the end about 'no hope with dope' at the end. NOT ON THE LIST. My question is...who do these people think they are and what do they know about good tv anyway?
10. You should be happy when a man calls you between noon and 5pm. I don't remember why but I do know that my dad is the only one who ever calls me in that time frame. So thanks Dad!
TWINS TIME. Business man specials make my days oh so much better.
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