Excuse me.

Is it sacreligious to talk about something other than Mike Jack during his funeral?

Since I'm not watching, I think it's ok. I just might be the ONLY one not watching. I don't care what Mike says, I do think I'm alone on this one.

I was a VERY happy girl this morning when I woke up to find that Deterribleroit lost. Which puts the Twins 1.5 games behind. Heading into facing the Yanks and the Sox, I may be holding my breath for the next 6 days. and my happiness or lack there of may be based solely on the W/L factor in the said games.

That being said. I am not looking forward to the fact that All Star break is pretty much here. Mainly because what will I stress about if the Twins aren't playing? I'll probably get a lot more Friday Night Lights in, that's for sure. Which is a definite positive. But what I'm worried about is this: what excuse will I use now that I can't say "It's still early."

I, along with everyone else, said "It's still early" from April through..well..now. I used it the same way everyone blamed the economy and housing crisis and el nino and yaddayaddayadda for EVERYTHING. It doesn't make sense but people love and need excuses.

Kind of like when I'm running late (which is somewhere between often and always) I think of about 6 solid excuses as I rush in.

Which always ends with me telling the truth because turns out I'm worse at lying than coming up with things to blog about.

Pretty bad.

(Just overheard: Jesus Frickin Louise, what's a guy gotta do to get some frickin wifi?)