High Maintenance Listener Gal

I had to turn off KFAN because there were too many commercials and commercials are on my 'To Don't' list today. and always. This girl waits for nothing. I need to start to podcast instead of listen to live radio if I'm going to be so high maintenance. So I might be a day late and dollar short on my sports news, but at least I will have an extra half hour in my day.

Here's some more To Don'ts for you.

Don't order the Orange Creamsicle Galactyc Float from the Galaxy Drive-In in SLP. It's too messy and the mug was heavy and hard to hold in the backseat of the Lex. I had to use Lindsay's yoga sweat towel to clean up. and I'm a fast drinker so it wasn't worth the $3.45 that Lindsay paid for me to get it.

Don't watch any movie with Lindsey Lohan. Ever. The only tolerable ones are Freaky Friday and Parent Trap but that's only because I like tween moves more than the average adult. Labor Pains went straight to cable but it should have gone straight to..somewhere where no one would ever have to watch it.

Don't go to bed when the Twins are winning by 10 runs.

Don't volunteer for projects to make yourself busier. Being busy is not all it's cracked up to be. It is better to be fake busy than actual busy.

Don't think that setting your alarm clock for 10 minutes earlier will make you actually get up 10 minutes earlier.

Don't assume you are safe to be naked in a hotel room. You are probably being taped and you will probably end up on a French website.

Don't wear Ed Hardy or hang out with people who wear Ed Hardy.

Don't eat candy that's embarrassing to be caught eating.

Don't tell people maybe to something if you really don't want to do it. Because although maybe pretty much always means no, you will still feel guilty when your maybe turns into a no and you will still be resented for giving the answer 'maybe.' It is far better to be resented without the guilt.

Don't bring your phone with you to the gym. It's annoying to be the person next to the person on the phone.

Don't go to a private Christian school unless you want to spend all your money on weddings and student loans.