For a good time

My phone has been ringing off the hook. I lost my voice and it's only 10:33am. I feel like one of my coworkers must have put my applicant/job seeker number on the bathroom wall or something. Maybe the football field. "For a good time, call.." sort of thing.

Guess what? In their face, because I'm ok with it. And so were Eric, Steve, Brandt, Brian, and Jason who needed assistance. (which clearly confirms that my number is indeed on the wall of the boy's bathroom. I'm guessing somewhere near the D&G dept.)

Anyway, please tell me you clicked on those links. THEY ARE GOOD. Ok, I lied, if I were being honest, there are 2 worth clicking on and 1 worth looking further into from 3-6pm. But I'm not telling you which ones.

But I will tell you this..I did the silent laugh on the phone with Sonia last night when we were talking about the potential for one of those links. It was like a can't stop/throw your head back against the couch sort of laugh...(thank God there wasn't a qtip in my ear. THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. and made me deaf in one ear for the better part of spring semester 2007.)

Now let me say this to the graduating class of 2009. I'm glad I'm not you.

However. I am happy to make an appearance at your open house(s). For a good time, call....well..me.

TWO MORE THINGS:
One-way tix to LA are $49 but you need to book them by the 5th. Dear Kelly, I'm coming.

Live Nation waives service fees on WEDNESDAYS. Which is today. But this means nothing to me because 99% of the Live Nation concerts coming to MN, I wouldn't be caught dead at. In fact I would prefer death over Blink 182/Fall Out Boy/Panic at the Disco. But..hey, who am I to judge, I like Bon Jovi. So if you want to save $10ish on a lame-o concert, today's the day. Or next Wednesday. Or the next.

Now that I've missed 28748937 calls to write this blog..g2g.

PS, It is now 10:34 and my Elm Creek Computer Lab Para Mrs. Toohey and 10th grade keyboarding teacher, Mrs. Keller are both reading this somewhere VERY PROUD.