FACTS #7

Do you have $120? Do you want to come to LA with me for a few days (dates tbd)? Do you want to run the trails outside of Hollywood that Kelly can't stop talking about? Do you want to see Conan?

Qualifications: You must contact me by 9:00pm central time tonight and I must somewhat approve of being around you for 3 days. If more than one person calls me, I'm going to pick who I like better and who I don't mind sharing a bed with.

FACT: I was less than impressed with my boys last night. Dwight, John Mayer, and well, that's it. John Mayer was on Conan and did a little rendition of California Dreamin' with the JMayTree. That's what I call the John Mayer Trio which far surpasses the greatness of John Mayer, solo performer. Let me tell you what brings that surpassness back down to hard to watch: the LA Children's Choir in the background. There was a boy near the center with longer hair who had a head nod/bob thing going on that was real distracting. I recognized it from the moves I did in the Wallen produced VHS tape of my first grade program. I lip synched the words but made sure to move my head enthusiastically enough to make it look like I was singing my heart out. Didn't work, just made me look real dumb. Thankfully, I redeemed myself in Say Say Oh Playmate.

FACT: NO ONE WILL PAY $100 FOR A PRECIOUS MOMENT FIGURINE. Stop talking about it.

FACT: No matter how sick you get from being lactose intolerant and how many times you promise yourself to never ever put your bod through such torture and turmoil again..you will. It goes along with the empty promises you make when you get a charlie horse in the middle of the night. And promising to never run another marathon without training ever again.

FACT: I challenge you to give me a song with a better intro than Right Now by Van Halen. (and no, Katie, not Lord of the Dance).

FACT: I've been counting down the days til June 6. No not because of the WNBA and no, sorry Toni, not for your wedding (although I am excited). I've been counting down the days to the neighborhood garage sales in SLP so we can get more than one piece of furniture in our living room. Now, I'm not sure who the buyer will be, but I can guarentee I'll be the looker. And if I find anything worthy of having Sonia coming over to nap on without waking up smelling like smoke or with a mouthful of cat hair, it's ours.

FACT: My two-a-days may be coming to a screeching halt later next week as I will be moving cubes to the one across from my boss. Just so you're aware. Luckily, privacy screens and cube doors are widely accepted and used here. That's right CUBE DOORS. Try not to be jealous, LTF people. But consider yourself forewarned.

FACT: The Twins are on the road and are 100% expected to choke because that's what they do.

FACT: This just in. AJ watches Wipeout and Derek watches I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. Just in case you were under the impression that they actually had good taste in tv. I guess it's only fair that I admit I watched that High School Musical show hosted by Nick Lachey last summer.

FACT: I love it when you comment.