You know it's going to be a long day when you eat your lunch by 10am.
Other signs your day is better spent in bed..
1. Your head starts nodding before your computer turns all the way on.
2. You're pretty sure there is nothing more difficult than holding back yawns in a 10:30am meeting.
3. You buy a 2009-2010 planner and plan out the next two years of your life. Assuming M-F will be spent head nodding, you just have saturdays and sundays to worry about.
4. You practice writing your name on an entire pad of Post-its.
5. You practice writing other people's names on another pad of Post-its.
6. You hide a book under your desk and throw it behind the trash can when someone walks by.
7. You anticipate texts because your computer screen shakes right before your phone goes off and you dive into your desk drawer to get it and everyone asks you 'are you ok!?'
8. Your work phone rings roughly every 3 days, usually a wrong number.
9. You sneak into the cube next to you and count how many stuffed poodles are in there. (27!)
This is my life? This is my life.
I'm currently exploring new hobbies that don't involve tvs and laptops.
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