FACT: When you try to drink half your body weight in ounces of water in a day because Dr. Jen told you to, your productivity plummets due to a 650% increase in bathroom breaks.
FACT: When you sign up unlimited online netflix movies, your interaction with humans takes a significant dive, also excuses become harder to come up with..you can only use laundry and tiredness so often..apparently those sound better than 'I want to watch a movie by myself'..the upside- you find some rare jewels that for some reason went straight to dvd.
FACT: If you have the option to 'like' a status on The Book, you should have the option to dislike it as well. Maybe it's the HR in me, but equal opportunity, Mark Zuckerburg! Where's the compliance? There are A LOT of things I would dislike, especially with the people who are in the list I made called 'People I don't really know or wish I didn't know.' I keep them solely for quantity reasons and because it's less painful for them to be on a list they don't know they're on, rather than find out I defriended them. Don't worry, you are not on the list.
FACT: If you thumbs-down so many songs on Pandora that you reach your hourly limit in the first 45 seconds, you should probably make a new station.
FACT: When you find yourself blogging daily, it's usually a cry for help because no one you work with will talk to you. Case and point.
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