Shut up, Simon

I've had a really demanding schedule of tv watching lately. You probably haven't. So I've decided to blog about my tv watching so you can keep up to date and I can have 'someone' to talk to about Idol.

Girls: They all kind of sucked. If you dvr'ed it, don't bother watching. I only like Didi and Katie and only a little bit.

Boys..............

Todrick. 100 million percent agree with Simon, vergent on stupid. I like Todrick, but I don't trust a man with light eyes. Or with the name "Todrick."

David Archuleta 2.0. Eh. Unimpressed. He looks like a future member of the church worship team. and He made me miss David Archuleta.

Can anyone tell me what "Juking" is?

Jermaine. Oops, I was googling baby blankets and talking on the phone so I missed him.

Turban. He may get the tween girl votes, but any one who's gone through puberty knows he doesn't stand a chance at being here another week. It's too late to apologize, oh yeah. oh yeah. oh yeah. (could I get one more oh yeah out of turban? probably not)

Mexican Jose. Hmm. I liked him more than I would have thought. I have nothing negative to say...which feels weird.

Tyler Grady. I felt like I was watching really good Rock Band graphics. and was still not impressed. I think Tyler Grady would be great if Hairball ever decides to go more 70's.

Lee Dee. My first thought when Seacrest announced "Chasing Cars" was baaad choice. Ballads=bad news for night #1. However, I was pleasently surprised with his rendition. He made Snow Patrol manly which I never thought was possible.

Trendy Asian. I like him because he's trendy and Asian but I didn't want God to bless the Child...unless it's mine. I would vote for him just for an extra blessing on my son. (is that selfish?)

Big Mike. Never has a man made a guitar look so small. Which brings me to why did he have a guitar? He didn't play it. He tapped on it. and strummed it less than 5 times. Rewatch it and tell me I'm wrong. (You won't. You will tell me I'm right.) Anyway, it's a shame I really like this song and he made me like it oh so much less. I am crossing my fingers Andrew Garcia does a Maroon 5 song in the near future so it can erase my bad memories of this.

On a commercial sidenote, I just got nautious thinking about Culver's Butter Burgers.

Alex Lambert. woof. The only man that can pull off that look is(was) Mark Paul Gosselaar circa Malibu Sands/The Attic episodes of Saved by the Bell. I thought he was horrible and I've been asking for the past 3 weeks how he even made it to Hollywood. I was much more focused on my graham crackers and cream cheese frosting than on paying any attention to this kid.

Casey James. First let me make reference to the fact that we have the same haircut. I seriously wake up looking like Casey James every morning...Does this mean Kara likes me? and Bucky Covington? Hmm. Well, in other news, he has a nice name (just saying). And although I hate this song, he reminds me slightly of Tim Riggins from FNL and has a nice voice so he's ok in my book.

Andrew Garcia. Also known as the one I waited 2 hours to see. I have to say I was expecting more, however, I also have to say he is still my fave. The song just sucks. as do Fall Out Boy. As does Panic! at the Disco. As does any band that sounds like one of the two.

So after my top 12 review, I predict Andrew Garcia, Casey James, Mexican Jose, Big Mike, Lee Dee, and Jermaine.

Tell me I'm right, Simon!