(hot) flash dance

Nothing is more uncomfortable than listening to Oprah and Rosie talk about menopause.

Except for my trip to the gym yesterday.

I was walking on the tread, minding my biz and reading The Blind Side, when something caught my eye. I have a tendency to keep an eye on the weight machine area while I do cardio for a few different reasons...

A. To learn how to use the machines I don't know how to do without having to actually ask someone

B. To see the sweaty people who touch the machines before me so I am motivated to remember to clean before and after

C. To see the Super Nast people who use the machines before me so I can avoid them altogether

So I glance up to look at this arm/chest thing I like to do and saw a middle aged man, black, bald (but with a tiny patch of hair above his ear with a 6 in long braid), muscle tank, giant biceps, and roughly 5 foot 2.

He did a set. Stood up. and started dancing.

But not like just nodding his head and step together step sort of dancing. Full out grinding sort of dancing with closed eyes, snapping fingers, and fancy footwork.

Maybe 3 minutes straight of this and then did another set and then back to dancing. By the third time, he was getting a lot of stares and a lot of laughs so he must have decided to up his game because he started to pop and lock it.

Let's keep in mind this was 12:30pm on a Sunday.

So weird. so maybe Rosie talking menopause isn't so bad.