dinkdinkdink...is anyone still out there?

It's me. I'm back with time on my hands and things to talk about but no one sitting here to listen to me. So here I am.

I've had fanmail and comments and facebook messages up the wazoo begging and pleading for me to come back. So now that I find myself sitting in bed by 8pm with my laptop every night (I just leave it on long enough to warm up my bed), I figured I would grace you (molly) with my presence again.

Let me review what's happened since we last spoke.

I finished regular season fantasy football in first place and lost a heartbreaking loss in playoff game #1. And so ends my inaugral fantasy season. I was so depressed with my football loss that I gave up on my fantasy basketball team in week 1. Fantasy is just not my strong suit.

I turned 23.5. No one said anything or bought me anything. Probably because they didn't get a blog reminder.

I slept through December 2009, but from what I can tell, didn't miss much.

I got ripped off at Jiffy Lube twice.

I fell in love with taping Ellen. EVERY.DAY.

I found out NBC is tentatively showing Friday Night Lights season 4 this spring/summer. I may die having to wait a week between episodes. I need more Riggins in my life.

And today marks the 23rd day of January and I am $3.59 shy of reaching my deductible for the year. I frickin rule. Unless it counts towards 2009 in which case expect me to reach my deductible by February 23. Or sooner. Because I'm just that cool.

Judging by the traffic this has continued to receive in my nearly 4 months of absence, I really feel the need to delete the vikings song I posted in august. It concerns me people in japan are reading this. no offense, konichiwa's.