some juan goes cray

Team Kelly was the big winner AND big loser for this week piling on 90 pts but losing 2 of her 4 players.  Oh yeah, and Derek (current championship belt holder) scored 110 pts and is down 1 player.  Full rank is at the bottom. 

For those of you who didn't watch (HA!), here's a teensy recap..

Clare got the juan-on-juan date and was whisked off to a winter wonderland in LA. She scored a few points, but mainly this date was a snooze fest.  Luckily there was a hot tub which got her 10 pts. And she kissed JP so she avoided the crappy date penalty of -20.  She said adventure once and journey once which racked up a whopping 5 pts a piece for a total of 20 pts for Team Ryan and Team Katie.  Too bad there's no pts for wearing a bikini with a winter coat, Clare.

Also there was a private concert by someone we've never heard of (who's surprised?).

Kat also got a juan-on-juan and wondered if JP would take her somewhere private and romantic like....new york city. PLEASE. She also said she could get used to JP private jetting her off on surprise trips....something tells me she's not connecting the dots that JP is a.) not planning or paying for the dates and b.) NOT PLANNING OR PAYING FOR THE DATES.

(I do still think she's the prettiest.)

Not sure about the rest of the world but if a private jet picked me up to take me to a surprise destination, there would be major disappointment finding out it was to run a 5K in utah. He had a dumb outfit he made her wear and they danced/walked/jogged/woohoo-ed for the whole thing.  (I'd be pissed if I paid $55 to walk a 5k in the dark behind juan pablo and a mystery girl.) Then they danced on stage until JP yelled into the mic "DO YOU ESS-EPT THEESE ROSE?" She gave him a kiss on the cheek which got her to avoid the crappy date penalty -20 (there was debate about this but we decided a cheek kiss counted).  All this work and Team Ryan and Team Megan only picked up 5 pts when Kat declared she can see herself FALLING for JP.

The group date is next and to be honest, I don't even want to relive one second of it because it was SO DUMB. So I'm just going to provide the rest of the breakdown...

• Andi scored 10 pts for mentioning the 'adventura' twice (Team Jon and Team Kelly)
• Kelly scored 10 pts for being bleeped twice....but I was more interested in her lazy eye than what she was talking about (Team Derek and Team Megan)
• Cassandra revealed she has a son and she misses him and gave us two scenes of crying scoring 20 pts (Team Derek and Team Christa)
• The star of this episode, Victoria, hit a grand slam for Team Derek and Team Kelly by giving them 2 bleeps, 2 cries, and then 6 more bleeps before being asked to leave the show outside of the rose ceremony for a total of 80 pts. Git it, girl! She's not even on my team and I was wanting more. Sorry to see you go, Victoria, but I see Bachelor Pad in your near future. Hopefully this is a scene for Women Tell All to double up on that jackpot of Brazilian crazy-ness. 

Chantal (undrafted) and Amy L (cable 12 news reporter, Team Jon and Team Kelly) left the show along with Victoria (Team Derek and Team Kelly).


Current ranking:
1. Derek (110 pts)
2. Ryan (25 pts)
3. Jon (10 pts)
4. Eric (0 pts)

1. Kelly (90 pts)
2. Katie (20 pts)
2. Christa (20 pts)
4. Megan (15 pts)

PS, Derek heard through the rumor mill at work that Elise is NOT the innocent first grade teacher we thought she was.  I am too lazy to confirm but just throwing it out there that she MAY NOT BE HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS!