Remember when this blog used to mean something to us?  I would put effort into hyperlinks and pictures and witty titles....my how far we've fallen.

Now I only have people who accidentally stumble upon my poor neglected blog via google. (hey there)

What's going on in my life since my death diagnosis from the dentist?  Well, I had some cavs filled, caught up on HIMYM and RH of BH.  Prayed fervently for football season to be over.  Judged 53 women based solely on their looks while I drowned my sorrows of my uneventful life in diet coke and whirley pop and shopping for shoes online.

Clearly the lack of blogging is not because of lack of time, but more so lack of material.

What I can tell you is I'm glad the Twins signed Thome and have put up a prayer that this 40 year old did not send promiscuous texts 3 years ago that will steal the headlines.

I can also tell you the young child I live with is really into electrical cords, Desitin, and zippers. He also enjoys crawling, getting easily distracted, and grabbing my nose and pulling as hard as he can.

My main hobbies include letting him pull my nose, picking his ear wax for him (he's a baby, he can't do it!), hiding my laptop under the couch, and clipping his nails 3 times a week.

That's what you've been missing! Wish you were here!