Cabreras are to baseball as I am to the Mall of America these days. Now that I work about 90 seconds away from it that is.
I just heard the sentence "Cabrera has been the lucky charm this season." and I thought to myself, wait, for the Twins? for the Tigers? for the Yankees? for the abused wife? or the 5 others in the MLB? Is this regular season? Is this the 17th inning? Have I been watching baseball for the better part of the last 6 months? Did I almost pay $18 for a 2010 Twins calendar for my cubical? (cubicle? cube?)
Anyway.
I narrowed it down to Orlando or Melky but I'm too lazy to look up from my laptop so we'll never know.
Things I could do without right now:
-EXTRA INNINGS
-CLOSERS WHO CAN'T CLOSE. I may never stand up and shooout ever again.
-VIRTUAL WAITING ROOMS.
-TBS ANNOUNCERS.
-SNOW IN OCTOBER
Now. Back to Cabrera. Does he remind anyone else of a dirty, but cute, chihuahua? The kind that jumps on you and yelps and wants to eat Taco Bell all the time.
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